I had a dream over the weekend that I accidentally ended up in NYC with the baby, and my car got towed, and I sought shelter in brooke’s apartment, and then tried to get up the courage to take the baby& stroller on the subway to try to go find her to apologize for breakinginto her house while she was at work. In that dream, the baby was NOT a monkey (as it has been in dreams so far) but a girl. However, bananas did feature prominently in the dream, so there were still nuances of monkey….

Anyway, last night I dreamt that my OB was guiding me through a self c-section (which sounds far creepier than it actually was, and was probably influenced by the Grey’s Anatomy ep last night that showed a c-section) and the baby was a baby, but looked like balut, which you can google search yourself. (They are the partially formed ducklings that Survivor contestants had to eat a few seasons ago, which is where I learned about them.)  The balut-baby fit in my ahnd, and I was like "this is too small! I need to put it back!" but the doc insisted it was okay to keep out.  I tried to unroll it to find the sex, and couldn’t quite figure it out.

It sort of evolved, and ended up looking like one of those martian popping things, when I squeezed it, the arms and legs would unfurl, but I’d let go and they’d disappear into the  body again. i was all freaked out, trying to keep the arms and legs out sot hat I could strap the baby into a carseat. Anyway, in THAT dream, I saw that the baby was a boy. So, who knows. I hope it’s one or the other, and not a duck or a monkey.  Not that there’s anything wrong with ducks and monkeys.