You know you're a mother when you have to fish out the booger that your kid tried to eat, but got stuck between her teeth like corn on the cob, and is making her insane. You especially know you're a mother when you're more thankful for the kid than grossed out by the booger.
gretchen says
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you also know you are a mother when you say something completely stupid like, “santa will melt”