School Stuff Update

Yeah, so I got solid B’s on my exam and last quiz (and an A on the first quiz) so I guess I probably won’t like, FAIL grad school or anything.

But man, there are some idiots in that class.  A lot are MAT students, people who got their undergrad in something, and are doing a one year program to become teachers.  There’s lots of debate about whether teachers should get a degree in education, or in a content area, and I’m big on the education angle.  There are some total geniuses when it comes to content, that have zero clue how to work to transfer that knowledge to other people in an understandable way.  It’s also a challenge to be a former teacher and trying to explain really basic shit, like "yes, rubrics should be seen by kids before they start their assessment/project/whatever" because I mean, THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF A RUBRIC! To provide clear expectations to students! A rubric isn’t an answer key, ferfuckssake.  And then this guy (who I finally realized reminded me WAY TOO MUCH of my Americorps site partner, old readers remember him, as does Annemarie) when I related rubrics to the backwards planning model, he insisted that such a thing didn’t exist. Oh. my. freaking. god.  Backwards planning is the model that undergrads, student teachers and such are encouraged, if not REQUIRED to use… but apparently they don’t do planning in the MAT program? I was DYING.  I even snapped "Look, I’m not just making this up, I’m just really surprised that you have no idea what it is."

ANYWAY.  This guy had lots of problems with his design, like using the word "most" which is way too subjective, and considering environments to be "land, water, forest, desert."  Those are different! Are we talking biomes? Land in one area is totally different than land in another! ARGH. 

I got mine, though, when I finally just gave up and sat back and let them put together their rubric their way, and the prof called out all the things I had fought to change as being wrong or unclear. DAMN STRAIGHT.  Any of the positive comments he had came directly from my suggestions as well, and then he even used me as an example later in the class as knowing what the hell I’m TALKING ABOUT because I, you know, TAUGHT. And have a degree in TEACHING. Not business or whatever. ARGH. It also sort of pissed me off, because dammit, I was a good teacher! I AM a good teacher!  But I won’t teach again because of well, so many reasons — pay, the assessment system, the fact that I’m smarter than most of the teachers that stick with the profession. . .  it sounds cocky, but it’s true.  And that sucks.

4 thoughts on “School Stuff Update

  1. I hear you. I hear you in so many ways. I’ve had to write all my own study guides and tests so far this year, and I even have my students brainstorm with me on assessment rubrics. “Ok, so, what will show me, your teacher, that you actually know this stuff?” We do rubrics together most of the time–it’s AMAZING how kids love to be included in such things as their own educational process. Lucky for me the state is not assessing my teaching content this year (probably never, if kids can’t meet the standard in English why push it and ask them to meet it in Spanish, right?) so I don’t have to spend hours in BS assessment sessions. I can actually grade student work and hand it back the next day so the kids have some clue as to their progress.
    I am also amazed at the lack of mentoring. I was lucky and had a Foley for a mentor, the one that build the stone house and the violin.
    Anyway. I hate to be around teachers that really suck. Every school has them, though. One such idiot at our dear alma mater told the students that the Berlin Wall wasn’t real, it was just a concept. Uh, you mean the Cold War? Um, no–that was a war that was fought someplace really.fucking.cold. Oh, and this same teacher also told the kids that “The Passion of the Christ” was about the erection of Jesus. I’m serious.

  2. Mainegirl:
    the ERECTION of Jesus. . . . . .
    Sounds like spanish porn. . you showing this in your class??????
    WHO WHO WHO???? Do we know this teacher? lol

  3. She taught JH when we were in school. Her husband was the softball coach…a big guy….she was promoted to HS english sometime after Ms. No Eyelashes drove off into the sunset. I recently heard she is on medical leave…

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