Crybaby

I don’t cry. No, really.  When I had my miscarriage, I cried exactly twice — the day of the ultrasound, when we found out, and a brief jag when I passed the embryo. That was it. In between all of that was 3 weeks of cramping, bleeding, and sadness, but I never cried.  I teared up at my wedding, but it was my sister and mother who really wept. I think Amy mayhave shed a few tears, and Dave welled up, but my mascara didn’t even run.  I’m just not a crier.

So would someone PLEASE explain why I have spent the last half an hour blubbering uncontrollably at the new Jennifer Love Hewitt show, "Ghost Whisperer?’ I am deeply ashamed.  Dave came up from the basement and before he even looked at me I called out "Yes! I am a weeping mess of JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT! There was this guy, in  Vietnam, and he never knew his <sob> baby and now he does and <sob> I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M CRYING OVER JENNIFER FUCKING LOVE HEWITT! DON’T LAUGH AT ME! <soooobbbb>"

This is only going to get worse, isn’t it? Shit.

5 thoughts on “Crybaby

  1. Ha! I have turned into my Mom, crying at EVERYthing! It does just get worse. (I was crying picking out Jack’s 1 year birthday card!)
    -signed a former “non-cryer”

  2. I think it’s cool!
    You have, what, 30 years of build up. . let it FLOW!
    I cried over rockstar INXS a few days ago. . .
    It doesn’t go away.

  3. I cried at the grocery store today when I brought my Dominicks saver’s card instead of my Jewel saver’s card.
    You’ll get used to it! Its really not so bad.

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