The furniture fit! It fit! THANK GOD. I can now sleep well again.  It’s embarrassing how stressed out the prospect of getting it into our room has been; I’ve made scale drawings, extended my ironing board for a 3D approximation, and still, worried.  But, it fit! YAY!

ETA: It fit, but one of the big drawers is off it’s track somehow, only discovered when I went to open it and add clothes.  I screwed around with it for bit, and then remembered, "Wait! This isn’t some Target thing I assembled myself! I paid an assload of money for this, and the damn drawer should work!"  So, I called the store, and they are sending a guy in the morning to fix it. Yay!  I’m not too concerned about it being a recurring problem, things happen (and you should have SEEN them getting it up the stairs!) but, they should get fixed if they do. And they will!  Other than that, everything is great. 😀