So, waiting for our flight from Cincinnati to Bangor last month, I just had to take a picture for Jeanne. And make up a song, to the tune of "Go Ask Alice," by Jefferson Airplane:

"One pill makes you bigger,
and one pill makes you small
and one door goes to Bangor,
and one to Omahaaaa
Go ask Comair
When you’re flights delllaaayyyyed."

See, Jeanne, I told you it was stupid.

Anyway, I was one door away from showing up at Jeanne’s house. As it was, the Bangor flight was delayed until almost midnight. Even Omaha got to go before us.