Yes, I have a ticker.  I’m way too cynical for these things, usually, and it took a while to find one that was suitable for me, but the bright colored bars and lack of mention of God makes me happy.  I considered some other options, however, which you can see behind the cut:

Mmmm, baked baby. My favorite.

Some let you enter your own text:

Nothing says "I’m Pregnant" like a cabbage!