There are a million things suckier than going a day past your due date. Like, never reaching that due date. Or, never getting a due date, when it is all you could ever really want. Or, having a baby before your due date, and having her die two days later.

Not to mention, kittens getting hit by cars, children without health insurance, and you know, war and cancer and poverty.

Holy fucking shit.

(If you know what I'm talking about, I hope you can agree that it was a pretty tasteless comment, even in the best of times. If you don't, be thankful for what you have, anyway, and remember to keep your life in perspective. )