Dear Asshat

Dear Tasha.

First? Your name is one s away from being an anagram of asshat.  Let me guess, you need to know what "anagram" is, and where can I get one?????" because the more question marks you use in your post, the more likely we are to answer your fucking stupid question.

First, 18year old girls that live with 31 year old men? Um, not normal. Your boyfriend is, as I’ve mentioned before, either a pedophile or developmentally delayed.  Not sure which, and they both have their pros and cons, I guess, but you are a goddamn moron.  If you were in my real life, you would be instantly deemed an Oxygen Thief.  Thank god ("What is this ‘god’ and where can I get one????") you aren’t in my real life.

However, my new tactic in dealing with you is to answer every one of your moronic questions with a link to justfuckinggoogleit.com, because you really, really, need to learn the art of the google search.  You are a moron, and are universally despised. Trust me.

Justfuckinggoogleit,
G.

16 thoughts on “Dear Asshat

  1. I’ve thanked you before for saying what I’m too chicken to say, and I’ll do it again. Thank you.
    Of course she just posted today about how much she likes the sweaters she’s seen on my blog, so I’d feel a little weird blasting her there. She did end the post with something about how she wants some sweaters like mine, but at least she didn’t ask me to knit her one…??????

  2. *snarf*
    v funny
    i had a theory for a while that she was actually smart but playing dumb to see how long it would take before someone snap at her, but i’m thinking i was way off base.

  3. Thank you for being awesome enough to say what I wish I could have! She drives me crazy….oxygen thief! I had so hoped we had run her off after criticizing her molester…I mean boyfriend.

  4. He definitely sounds like a molester…after all, he likes extremely young women (didn’t they start dating when she was underage) who shave their entire pubic region, are built small, and who are, apparently, not very bright. Sounds like he likes little girls!

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