While watching the 11 o’clock news last night, this story came on: Marijuana Found in Food Bank Shipment.  What they don’t mention in the article is that the man they spoke to, the one they interviewd ON CAMERA?  His name was, and I am NOT making this up:

Bud Large.

Dave and I both shrieked "No fucking WAY!"  The news story doesn’t mention his name, so while it could have been a Chyron operator’s idea of a practical joke, that they didn’t include his name (or any name) in the print version makes me think it’s actually his freaking name.  Which is just too damn funny.